No words. My words have failed me.

"user314" (user314) 02/13/2019 at 11:48 • Filed to: None

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First there was the Tide Pod Challenge, then the Bird Box Challenge, now the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has law enforcement and parents extremely concerned.

The 48-hours Missing Challenge is exactly what it sounds like. Teens apparently dare each other to disappear for two days in hopes their picture will show up on social media.

For the sake of my sanity, I’m choosing to believe this is a troll, and no one is actually doing this. I mean, kids are dumb, but they’re not this dumb, right?

Right?

“This could be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of,” said Officer Simon Drobik, Albuquerque Police Department spokesman.

“Could” ? I hate to ask what could be more stupid than this...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > user314 02/13/2019 at 11:59

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I herby challenge teens to the 5 year challenge. Disappear for 5 years and come back when you are an adult

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > user314 02/13/2019 at 12:01

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I hope this is not real and just a rumor .

Go back to snorting Cinnamon powder or something you dumbfucks

The Ghost of Oppo > user314 02/13/2019 at 12:05

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I blame Russia

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > user314 02/13/2019 at 12:06

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/me waits for the inevitable i went missing for 48 hours and my parents didnt even notice post

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/13/2019 at 12:13

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I’ve been informed that as long as you keep doing stupid shit, you’re always considered a “kid”. I think it only applies to white people involved in government, though.

jimz > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/13/2019 at 12:15

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if I had a kid dumb enough to do this, it’d be “just disappear. Please.”

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > user314 02/13/2019 at 12:22

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Let’s hope any dumb enough to do this stay disappeared much longer.

This world doesn’t need any more stupidity.

Chariotoflove > user314 02/13/2019 at 12:48

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I bet it’s real. Watch teen oriented Youtube for a week, and you will too.

And people dying will not stop others from trying it.

Just Jeepin' > The Ghost of Oppo 02/13/2019 at 13:43

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It’s actually not im possible. Russian trolls are helping propagate myths about vaccinations.

On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

user314 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/13/2019 at 14:26

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I don’t think 5 years is enough...

BigBlock440 > user314 02/13/2019 at 15:52

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Growing up, adults always used to say “would you jump off a bridge if so-and-so told you to?” Being cocky kids, we joked about responding with “depends on how deep the water is”. These days, I think kid s would actually do it if they thought it would get them youtube views.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Just Jeepin' 02/13/2019 at 22:37

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there was a crazy story of a college professor, she couldn’t figure out how all the hate mail and posts were for people against vaccines, and the massive mismatch to polling data. She then wrote a paper in 2014/15 how a large number of the ringleaders were russian accounts (due to all the time stamps 9-5 moscow time). Her paper then floats around in 2016 the FBI calls “can you give a lecture?” “about what? ” “uh we can’t tell you”  

CobraJoe > Chariotoflove 02/19/2019 at 10:25

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I bet it’s real. Watch teen oriented Youtube for a week, and you will too.

And people dying will not stop others from trying it.

And history keeps repeating itself...

All kids are idiots, though some grow out of it.  (I’m not sure if I have or not yet....)

Chariotoflove > CobraJoe 02/19/2019 at 10:51

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We’re all growing out of it until the day we die. It’s a process, not an endpoint.

That said, some make more progress than others.